A Cloud of Smug
A Cloud of Smug
Hollywood:
Ravenclaw.
Time Lord.
Hitchhiker.
Tribute.
Avenger.
Mouseketeer.
Grad Student.
Public Historian.
Big Sister
In love.

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ZOMBEHS

ZOMBEHS

Aug 29, 2014 with 0 notes
Chubby cheeks.

Chubby cheeks.

Aug 26, 2014 with 2 notes
YISSSSSSS

YISSSSSSS

Aug 23, 2014 with 3 notes
So we got a couch and it came with a bonus fort!

So we got a couch and it came with a bonus fort!

Aug 18, 2014 with 2 notes
Ryann helped me fix my chair.

Ryann helped me fix my chair.

Aug 15, 2014 with 2 notes

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Aug 14, 2014 with 50,706 notes

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baebees:

please stop putting text posts over tv show characters i Beg

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Aug 14, 2014 with 13,992 notes
streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

streeter:

I am a historian and this is how it happened.

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Aug 14, 2014 with 41,921 notes

mickeyandcompany:

Genie phone backgrounds. Feel free to use it.

Aug 14, 2014 with 497 notes
  • Harry: Alright now we're gonna learn expelliarmus.
  • Some lil twit in the DA: but isn't that kind of a pansy-ass spell?
  • Harry: I have LITERALLY USED THIS AGAINST THE DARK LORD HIMSELF, TAKE A SEAT SON.
Aug 13, 2014 with 34,799 notes

rexuality:

I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

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Aug 13, 2014 with 261,890 notes

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Aug 13, 2014 with 77,210 notes

norberthellacopter:

The Grand Budapest Hotel screenshots - cinematography by Robert D. Yeoman - 2013

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Aug 13, 2014 with 17,808 notes
"

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

-Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via fawnbabe)

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Aug 13, 2014 with 216,835 notes
"
Money can’t buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.
-Shae, A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)
Aug 13, 2014 with 324 notes